Two Months Old

April 12 2004 – May 11 2004

Quiet Easter Sunday at home

Baby blubber (genetic)

Outfit disaster (total mismatch)

Didn’t get the camera wet, despite his best efforts

Little Bunny Foo-Foo

Floor-CAM

That’s one sleepy lil baby

Different day same affliction

Calorie-Free, Sugar-Free, Fat-Free but still a great

meal. Tastes a little like Diaper Rash Cream

Golden Shower? Ya... he’s peeing on my hand

Good morning Home boy

Have no fear... NINJA BABIES are here!

This was his crawling lesson. Didn’t go so good.

That loogie eventually hit the blanket after

an incredible 7 minute hang time

Nothing better to do so we practice making faces

Happy outfit, crusty baby, how ironic.

“Here’s what I think of that gawd-damn camera!”

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Michelin Man

I guess he’s going to grow up to be a plumber

“Do you mind, I’m trying to eat”

Yes that is a wall of toilet paper.

Why? Better not ask.

“Good lord what’s that smell? Oh ya, it’s me”